I wanna be The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

i'm abit weird and i could spend the whole day dreaming about magic & how would i use my magic powerr (=

i really hope that Nicholas Cage will recruits me as his Apprentice.

i want him to teach me the art and science of magic :)

i wanna be the sorcerer's apprentice because i want to fly around like a bird , throw fireballs at people i hate ( hehe) , freeze my school discipline teacher because she nags too much , throw thunder bolts at annoying people , turn myself into rubber so i can expand & shrink ( :D ) , bring unicorns/dinosaur back to life & become my pet , create a secret door to go hell & heaven , summon liger ( lion and tiger hyrid) , being able to read people 's mind , predict the future , stop the time , brings animes / manga characters alive , have illusion power being able to do stuff that normal human cant do and least but not last , summon dinosaur to chase after Nuffnang if they dont give me the ticket to watch the sorcerer's apprentice 2days before its release date !

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

now , give me tickets to watch The sorcerer's apprentice 

ORELSE i'll ask my unicorns to shit on you :P

it looks like its gonna be a really nice movie  !!